Now is the time for correcting the errors of the past year and resolving to do better in the next. Have you made your list of New Year’s resolutions yet?! Well, maybe you can become inspired by taking a look at California Governor Jerry Brown’s Top Ten New Year’s resolutions:
10. Meet with State Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg to get his ideas for new policy initiatives for 2012.
9. At suggestion of State Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg, propose an initiative and special election to repeal the right of the people to propose initiatives.
8. When the above initiative is overwhelmingly defeated at the polls, at suggestion of State Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg, propose an initiative and another special election to deny registered Republicans the right to propose and vote on any initiative.
7. When the above initiative is defeated by the largest margin in state initiative history, at the suggestion of State Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg, propose a special election on an initiative proposal to repeal the power of the people to recall the Governor of California.
6. When the above initiative is completely and abjectly rejected at the polls, and a recall petition against me begins to circulate, resolve to stop asking State Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg for ideas.
5. When recalled, resolve to not run for Mayor of Oakland.
4. Meet with former recalled Governor and former Chief of Staff Gray Davis to get his ideas.
3. At suggestion of Gray Davis, call State Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg for his ideas.
2. Call State Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg again for his ideas.
1. Call Jon Coupal.
Credit jerrybrown.org
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